Let's be honest here, dudes. We're absolutely screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We spend our money on useless crap. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're headed for a wall.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and stopped making excuses?
“Two. Designed for Your Pleasure"
You guys know about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of shit that gets your blood pumping. No time for wimps here, only those who want it all. We're talking about getting dirty and feeling every fiber of the action.
- Ignore that shitty stuff you’ve been doing.
- That where the real fun is.
- Get what you deserve: a wild, unforgettable experience.
It's not begging. We’re just saying you the deal.
dudes: Bro Get down with me You know Fucking Tonight
Look, I'm not Faking it. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Release. Don't Delay around with BS, just Get in there already. I'm Ready and waiting for you to Show me what you got.
Step to it, I know you want to.
Help! This Bunch of Assholes {Want to Fuck Me|Are Trying To Get In My Pants
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Read a Room. I've been trying to Make it Clear, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Won't Leave Me Alone . It's getting {ReallyCreepy.
- Maybe I Should Get a Restraining Order.
- Dude, Please| This is getting Way Too Intense.
Honestly, I just want to Be Left Alone in Peace! Is that too much to ask?
Guys crank Hell Lit
Tonight, we're gonna blow the roof off. I'm talking about a party for the ages. We gotta raise hell and live it up. I've got {a playlist on fire|some banging tunes that will make you lose your mind.
We're gonna rage all night check here long. So, are you ready to get down??
Let's make this a night to remember.
Damn It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- Beer solves everything, right?
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.